1. toni-tan:

    they-call-me-wonder-woman:

    h0odrich:

    It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

    This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

    This sounds like some kind of metaphor for taking things for granted

    (via buckleberrybeak)

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  2. punk-:

is this masturbation? 

    punk-:

    is this masturbation? 

    (via moonlight-rays)

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  3. Problems with being a male

    Having emotions is seen as weakness

    Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness

    Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality

    A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior

    Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine

    Makeup isn't even an option

    Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay

    Being gay is seen as weak

    You can't control the size of your "manhood"

    You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist

    No male specific support groups or movements

    Unequal parental rights

    Extreme feminists treating you less than human

    Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs

    People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable

    Not being able to become a teacher, because you'll be seen as a pedophile or other weirdo.

    No one will read this past the title

    1 hour ago  /  94,351 notes  /  Source: exhaustedgamer

  4. dallonjames:

    when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming

    (via snapchatting)

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  5. death-by-lulz:

pleatedjeans:

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    death-by-lulz:

    pleatedjeans:

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  6. ostracizedpoodle:

    if god wanted me to go to school i would have been born in a school and not a seven eleven

    (via snapchatting)

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  7. (via 1800-sex-offender)

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  8. rhapsody-tardisblue:

kanayas-quivering-member:


nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. So i put it to you Chris.I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.The choice is your Chris…Stay locked out.or drink it all.


HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

    rhapsody-tardisblue:

    kanayas-quivering-member:

    nerdocity:

    I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

    Dear chris,

    I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.

    This was a mild inconvenience.



    So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. 
    So i put it to you Chris.

    I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

    As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
    I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.

    In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.

    My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.

    The choice is your Chris…

    Stay locked out.

    or drink it all.

    HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

    excellent.

    (via stempybherenstuff)

    2 days ago  /  104,911 notes  /  Source: doctorbatcakes

  9. (via whitestgirluknow)

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  10. (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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